pitchblackglow:

I got 20 chicken nuggets 10 for me and 10 for me

(via orgasm)

suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

(via sorry)

fuckoffcats:

THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

(Source: heathermorris, via unsmokable)

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(via sorry)

Kik some nudes😏 : alexiaramos_

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via omg-idontcare)

cstfrm:

cstfrm:

my stomach hurts from eating too much cake

i guess you could say i have a stomacake

(via die-m0therfucker)

  • me when i dont got this: i got this
,,

Never beg someone to stay

my five word story (via fuckinq)

(Source: curse-of-curvess, via gingermonkeyx)

awkwardvagina:

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

(Source: awkwardvagina, via hate)